Welcome to Exponential Experts, your Sherpa on the summit of success. 

"Make More Doing What You Love: 

Let Us Show You How!"

We're here to help you take your expert skills from "best-kept secret" to "trending everywhere."

You know that thing you do? 

That thing you're brilliant at? 

That thing you're so good at, you could do it upside down, submerged in a shark tank, while solving a Rubik's cube and whistling the national anthem?

Yes, that's the one! 

We're here to ensure the world gets to see your marvelous water whistling act (metaphorically speaking, of course. Please don't try this at home).

Now, you might be thinking...

"I'm an expert in [insert your awesome expertise here], 

not some fancy-pants digital marketer." 

And that's exactly why we're here,

to turn the guesswork of self-promotion into a game of connect-the-dots. 

Simple, fun, and without any of the usual headaches or caffeine overdoses that come with trying to decipher the hieroglyphics of online marketing.

So, how do we do this? 

Glad you asked - and if you didn't, we're answering anyway (we're helpful like that).

We have a series of questions, handcrafted by internet wizards and decades of experience, which will guide you through the labyrinth of self-promotion. 

But don't worry, these aren't your typical "What's your favorite color?" or "If you were a vegetable, what would you be?" type of questions.

Our questions are designed to pinpoint exactly what you need to do to strut your stuff on the global stage....

So that we can create your personalized treasure map to online glory.

Ready to dive in? 

Ready to unleash your inner expert? 

Ready to quit reading our ramblings and start your journey to being the Internet's next big thing? 

Great!  Oh, and one more thing - remember to have fun along the way! 

After all, what's the point of world domination if you can't enjoy a good laugh or two? 

Let's get started, shall we?